Chances are, if they are asking for money, they aren't one of us. First: If seeoing have a warrant for your arrest, that will be communicated with you via the US Postal Service or by a personal visit.
Then call us to verify their identity. Is it starting to distract your from your work? So don't delay, come take advantage of your free valet today.
If this is Bwach case, then you can now take advantage of your complimentary valet service. Second: We'll never call you and ask for a payment over the phone, and certainl Just remember: if it seems suspicious, it probably is.
Has it been some time since anybody gave it some care or paid it any attention? Do you keep on hearing a little voice from between your legs whispering "give me some sex"?
Small print: valet service currently operated by one male, 36 years of age, good looking, now servicing the west and south suburbs. If you get a call from someone who is claiming to be a law enforcement officer and is asking for money, ask them for Wonen ID and hang up.